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While she was asleep, I put on Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue. When she woke up, we listened to these tunes.
Kooks–David Bowie
Here, There and Everywhere–The Beatles
I Say a Little Prayer–Aretha Franklin
Time–Tom Waits
How Will You Shine–The Gourds
Windfall–Son Volt
Two Sleepy People–Fats Waller
Across The Universe–The Beatles
I’m Gonna Watch You Sleep–Hamell On Trial
Hey Good Lookin’–Hank Williams
Zip A Dee Do Da–The Jackson 5
It’s a Man’s, Man’s Man’s World–James Brown
People Gonna Talk–James Hunter
Cecilia–Simon and Garfunkle
Something’s Got a Hold On Me–Etta James
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman–Aretha Franklin
My Girl–The Temptations
Something–The Beatles
Ruby My Dear–Thelonius Mink
Be Bop-A-Lula–Gene Vincent
Femme Fatale–Velvet Underground
Girls Say–Vic Chesnutt
All The Things You Are–William Walker (her grampa!)
After that we listened to all of Paul Simon’s Surprise and now both momma and daughter are sleeping to Mississippi John Hurt. I think that’s a pretty good start.

Please welcome Cecilia Starling Walker, born 9/10/09 5:59PM Austin time. 7lbs 9oz 19 inches. Our sweet little girl.

Here’s the funny thing about parents pressuring schools against showing Obama’s speech. When I was a kid, anything I was forced to watch was immediately ignored, daydreamed through or at least perceived as a waste of time but anything I was told not to watch was painstakingly sought out and studied with minute detail. There will be so much hubbub about Obama’s speech, the kids who are kept from watching it at school will seek it out on the internet and watch it on their own. Never mind that Obama is the President of the United States and he’s going to be encouraging kids to stay in school. Never mind that school kids were forced to watch presidential speeches from Reagan and Bush. Never mind that this is american history in the making and kids should be encouraged to discuss the points of the speech with which they agree or disagree. Never mind all that. Pay attention to this one point. If you tell a kid that he shouldn’t do something that everyone else is doing, that kid is going to want to do it. Tell a kid that they are not allowed dance or listen to a certain genre of music or see R rated movies or have sex or do drugs. What do you think that same kid will be doing as soon as your back is turned? The more you put the screws to these kids, the more they will try to wriggle free. The more fuel you add to this fire, the more it will blow up in your face. So, good luck keeping your kid away from the focal point of all this discourse. What do you think will be the big topic of discussion on the playground tomorrow?

I have been painting quite a bit, I now have 11 canvases that have yet to be photographed and posted on my website but in the meantime… Rich from NJ sent in a donation that inspired this swirly piece of clay that I have named, Dingus. If you want to play the Pay What You Want game, go to http://iamwammo.com.

This is my Korg N364 workstation. It comes with the power chord and both manuals. I bought this keyboard when I was making my record, Faster Than The Speed Of Suck and I played it on a couple of tunes on that album. That is the only time the keyboard has been used. It has been in storage in it’s original box since then. It’s a great keyboard, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s essentially brand new. Every button, key and lever work perfectly. It’s totally mint, there’s not a scratch on it. It’s never been to a gig. It’s just one of those pieces of gear that I never got around to building a relationship with. I figure it’s time to let someone else put it to use. I’ll ship it to you in the box that it came in and I’ll throw in a signed copy of Faster Than The Speed Of Suck. I have the original floppy that came with it around here somewhere and when I find it, I’ll send it to you but I’m sure it’s easy to get a copy of it, if I can’t find it. You don’t need the disc to play/program the keyboard. it works great without it. Good luck and happy ebaying,

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Good evening and welcome to day 9 of my “Pay What You Want” art experiment. My friend, Paul Minor, sent me $40 and said “Make art for me.” That inspired this drawing, aptly titled – Minor Chord. Ding! Pay forty bucks and you get a pun! And a kewpie doll for the little girl. Step right up, folks! Get away from me kid, you’re botherin’ me…
So could somebody explain to me why the number 4 is spelled “four” but the number 40 is spelled “forty?” WTF? What happened to “u?”
Anyway, if you want art, go to http://iamwammo.com

Today is day 8 of my Pay What You Want art experiment. Helen in Anderson, SC sent in $71.55 and inspired this color drawing called Scatterface. Thanks Helen. This makes piece #5 in this crazy little art-thing. I took a few days off to do family stuff. No baby yet but she’s close! I spent a big part of yesterday evening watching Mad Men with my hand on my wife’s belly, feeling the baby kick. No matter if the show was sad, suspenseful, sexy or tragic, every time the baby would move under my hand, I’d start giggling. I just couldn’t stop. Traci would be shushing me or asking me, “What the hell are you laughing at?” and I’d chill out. Then the baby would kick and I’d start laughing again. I’m sure I would laugh all the way through Sophie’s Choice if my hand was feeling my daughter kick. It gives me an irrepressible feeling of joy.

Today is “Pay What You Want” day 4. The Wammart keeps coming. Jake, the guy who ordered the first piece, should be getting his package today or tomorrow. He told me he’s going to put “Swirl with Eyes” in a box frame with his paypal receipt. Good idea. He has instantly upped the value. He also sent me pictures and video of his car. Get this, he owns the Interceptor that Mel Gibson drove in The Road Warrior! Remember? “Last of the old V8s.” How cool is that? He told me he would give me a ride the next time I’m in the Dallas area. I hope he lets me drive. In other news I have been painting like a madman. There should be new paintings posted on the the artwork page of my website soon and of course, all Pay What You Want pieces get posted to my blog, which in turn gets posted to facebook. Today’s piece, “The Absurdity of Battling Over Health Care,” was inspired by a $10 donation from Karen in College Park, Ga. Way to go, Karen. There’s always room for more commissions. If you want to keep this experiment alive, you have to participate. Go to http://iamwammo.com for more info.

I find that the cheaper the commission, the more conceptualized the end result. It all comes down to time. It’s not fair for me to spend as much time on a less expensive piece. So, with that in mind, here are two pieces. Andrea in Garland, Tx. sent in $10 and inspired this sculpture, Duchamp’s Id. Joye from The Colony, Tx. (There’s a place called The Colony? How 1984!) sent in $3.50 and inspired this mixed media piece called $3.50 (which is ironic in itself because paypal took 40¢.) Thanks for your commissions, folks! Details at http://iamwammo.com

Today is the second day of my “Pay What You Want” art experiment. John in Liberty, Mo sent $50 and inspired me to draw this double face beast called TriEye. Many thanks John. If you are interested in getting your own piece of art, go to http://iamwammo.com and become a part of the scene. I have also received $10, $5 & $3.50 requests. Hmmm, we’ll see…